Saturday, May 22, 2010

Living in Central Oregon

I recently saw a cute article in a local advertisement. It was Jeff Foxworthy, on living in Central Oregon. Here are the best ones:

  • "If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you have switched from HEAT to AC and back in the same day, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over two layers of clothes, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you know all four seasons: 1) almost winter 2) winter 3) still winter 4) and road construction, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you consider a mountain that has no snow, or has not recently erupted, not a real mountain, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain, you live in Central Oregon."
  • "If you know how to pronounce: Sequim, Puyallup, Clatskanie, Issaquah, OREGON, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, and Deschutes you MUST live in Oregon!"

I made two layer Halloween costumes for several years, so that one really resonated with me. Hope it was good for a grin...

2 comments:

Peter Jones said...

So funny! A very unique place indeed. :)

Peter Jones said...

Can't wait to be there!